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Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
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victor internet

a talented, good looking, and nice underrated singer known for tinder song go stream VICTORS DEBUT for clear skin, thank you
have you listened to victor internets new album?

yes i heard it was great
by ugly rat :) September 27, 2019
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Victor Internet

victor cervantes know as Victor! and Victor Internet is an amazing, talented, and really nice artist.

His music is fucking amazing:)

now go stream victors debut for clear skin;)
Have you listened to victor internets new album?

Yes i heard it was really good.
by ugly rat :) September 27, 2019
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Internet Explorer

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Internet explorer has encountered a problem and needs you to f****ing fix it!
by 888899990000000 May 23, 2021
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Internet Community

A group of people within a different website. Most internet communities are known to be toxic though as most of them are filled with trolls, cyberbullies, pseudo-intellectuals, perverts, pretentious douchebags, edgelords, snowflakes, and idiots (not all the people from all communities are like that, but a majority of them are).

It's often extremely rare to find a good online community where 98% of it is filled with actual intellectuals who actually give constructive criticism instead of lambasting other people with different ethnic slurs.
There's a reason why I left the internet in the first place because I never get involved with any internet community because a lot of communities suck dicks and you know it.
by CelticEagle February 12, 2019
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french internet

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
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