This, along with Railraider originated with a 2016/2017 Kickstarter campaign for a game delivered over a year late. The backers were continually lied to and given the wrong information.
verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
"Scott is pulling a Ninja Dave, everyone knows he's never been to Hollywood!"
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
by f0-shizzle November 11, 2017
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Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
Get the ninja splatter mug.When billy opened the cabinet a cup fell out, billy used a ninja catch to get it before it hit the ground and broke.
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Get the Script-Ninja mug.A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.
Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009
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New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
Get the Ninja Kitten mug.The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.
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