sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

what is a simp

Someone manly men who will be obsessed over a girl (or boy) and want to be with them and will do anything for them.

Person 1: hey i totally simp for that dude over there
Person 2: really damn...wait what is a simp?
Person 1: oh yea, i would do anything for them

by Thatcrazyredhead September 26, 2020

Simp Psycho

A guy who showers a woman with gifts and eventually becomes a stalking psycho jerk.

Doug's gifts to Roxanne were sweet at first, but apparently hes a crazy prick and now she thinks he is a SIMP PSYCHO.

by festerq105 February 24, 2022

simp skinny

the act of becoming skinny as a result of simping.

Yo, I heard my mans broke up with his girl. Yea, big fella ain't been eatin, he simp skinny.

Damnnnn, he simp skinny!

by wrirson May 12, 2020

Xbox Simp

Someone who stays in party with female/male after saying they're going or buys them stuff and helps them out and congratulates them

Hey bro you're being a Xbox simp
No I'm not dude I'm being nice

by BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHH May 7, 2020

Simp Lord

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Will is quite literally the Simp Lord of the century.

by nikkamaster October 5, 2020

Synchronized Simping

When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!

"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"

by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020