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Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
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Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.
Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
by RX1D August 15, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter Smackmug.

Peanut butter licker

The type of person to lick the peanut butter straight outta the jar like a dog
by plggyua1 May 5, 2024
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Peanut

Someone who fucking sucks and ruins chat anytime they talk
by Iskaldcommie February 19, 2021
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Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.
Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!
by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010
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Peanut Butter Crap Sunday

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday
Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy
mugGet the Peanut Butter Crap Sundaymug.

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