Smoke that Skin Wagon

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."

The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010

Skin Master General

(SMG) A very skinny man that hobbles around and you can see his bones through his skin.

Skin Master General can barley walk, get him some food.

by Gwolf September 20, 2010

tomato skin cigar

A used tampon.

Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".

by panhandle Mitch April 20, 2009

Poon Skin Hat

The act of sticking ones cranium in a females vaginal opening

Dude you've got dried blood on your forehead.
Naw I wore my girlfriend like a poon skin hat last night

by Original Two May 15, 2014

skin my buck

masturbation; Game of Thrones is overly sexual, attempting to describe a scene where Tywin Lannister 'skins a buck' can easily be misinterpreted as a code word for a naughty act.

I was bored last night, so I decided to skin my buck.

by sleet June 4, 2014

human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.

"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"

by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013

playing the skin banjo

A term for female masturbation

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.

by cozyrosie April 13, 2015