Key

When a person makes a blunder/mistake. Originates from the actions of a certain lovable bear like maid vtuber.

Oopsies, I did a key.

by NaotoSimpTheThird March 14, 2022

dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time

Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass

by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017

kei

sweaty and has a chewing kink but u gotta love her

kei? oh yeah she’s that funny bitch

by littlefuck November 11, 2021

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Keys

Keys Means its over with or its done for

Lydia* I cant open this jar🙄 its keys idc anymore
Carla*Girl let me help you

by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018

keys

It is used in competitive games to get around profanity filters. It means KYS or kill yourself.

KEYS MF KEYS.

hope u keys.

keys.

by quasaries June 3, 2024

KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead

someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI

by saratonin April 15, 2023