a big gay defensive lineman. They run away from blockers and play patty cake with each other. And they all deny that they are war mammas. They wish that they were war daddies
by Billy Bob Barlow September 26, 2008
"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.
by Bionicbrady November 06, 2017
Also called the "Great Wears War" The process of washing all the underwear in the family. The person with the most underwear wins the war. The person who folds the "wears" is the General!
He was the General in the Great Wears War.
by Trough Cook March 09, 2009
When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.
I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.
by cheaptickehtome December 17, 2013
When you suddenly forget about the topic, the flash of memory erase making you loose that "thing" in the war!!
Aaron: What was the name of that noob on cs?
Jim: Umm... Fuck! Lost it in the war!!
Aaron: Oh noes!! I want to troll his next server!!
Jim: Umm... Fuck! Lost it in the war!!
Aaron: Oh noes!! I want to troll his next server!!
by TehRuiner November 02, 2007
A game mode in battlefield 1 in which one retreats to when the game mode conquest can not be played well due to some irrelevant cause such as tanks.
by Warpigeonlord11 November 13, 2016
that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
by batman_d1 March 25, 2012