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Mathematical Fraud

One who has achieved far beyond what his average or below-average mathematical intelligence could allow him to do, by lying, bullshitting, scheming, pretending, or backstabbing—the mathematical equivalent of a racist-rapist-turned-fraud-felon who got elected, rejected, and reelected despite all the odds against him.
Guesstimate how many mathematical frauds make it bigly in the publishing industry worldwide every year.
by Numerati December 6, 2024
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Jogger fraud

When a person wears stretchy clothing ie leggings and seduces innocent bystanders with their false bodily curves
Jackie committed jogger fraud today. I thought she had a nice ass but we all know it's flat behind those leggings
by Caughtthatbullet January 12, 2024
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lil Fred nigga

People from a small part of Maryland, who all have the same traits. (Scary, Internet Tuff, Bluffs, All talk bout won’t put on gloves) Also they are known for being blindly emotional.
Can’t stand lil Fred nigga’s. Always acting fake tuff.
by Underground City Lingo February 6, 2024
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Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
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Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.
Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."
by Duck Fred June 3, 2024
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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 7, 2024
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Fat fraud

Fuck that fat salty fraud

(Saltybobs mum is a fat fraud)
by iEjaculateOnLottie December 9, 2024
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