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Dumb Cracker

A dumb cracker is someone who is stupid but makes everyone laugh. They are a really great friend and will always have your back. Despite the stupid options they may take, they will make you smile in any situation.
"Omg! Jimmy is such a dumb cracker! You'll love him!"
by Drawings4Lyf April 24, 2019
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jeez-a-crackers

A German swear that is an appropriate replacement for damn, god dammit, fuck, and/or shit.
Spritzenburgh: Jeez-a-crackers, ho! You really know how to work that nigga ass!

Mo' Cheeque: Shit, Nazi, you one dirty Hitler!!
by JT mama F er! December 25, 2008
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cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.
My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.
by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008
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Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
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cracker box

term used in Polk County, FL meaning a room strictly filled and reserved for white people.
hey john is leaving tomorrow, so we gotta get a white boy in here, to keep it a cracker box.
by mills5150 May 30, 2013
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cheese and crackers

Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA!

Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious.
Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers!
by capncervelo November 16, 2010
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Cheese and Cracker

A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.
Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?

Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014
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