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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
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Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.
I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023
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Nostalgia banking

A soulless cashgrab banking on the nostalgia of a franchise’s previous installments.
“Those Disney Star Wars movies are basically just nostalgia banking with no real plot.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 27, 2023
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Banks Flu

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly

(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid
Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu
by Lil Smole August 31, 2018
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Piggy Bank

When you have fornication with somebody that is obesit and has money
Friend : I don't have the money to cover the bill
You : don't worry my piggy Bank had money
by This is how we stroke it October 6, 2022
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Bank

legal mafias. place that keeps your money and you can ask for loans runned by legal loan sharks
Banks: you have applied for our loan. you are now in debt. if you dont pay on time we take your house and the thing you bought

Mafia: hey buddy you took my loan you better know what you doin and pay on cue. Other wise you be missing a few body parts or end up in a ditch you got it.
by A witty senpai February 2, 2017
mugGet the Bankmug.

Auschwitz Sperm Bank

When there is one man and 10 or more jewish women in a sauna and the man cums on the sauna rocks turning his semen into a gass impregnating all the women in the sauna
Today I went to a Auschwitz Sperm Bank I hope I dont have to pay too much child support to those big nose penny pinching bitches
by CP master December 8, 2024
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