Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune July 8, 2016

nepotism boyfriend

YT boy of the month, when their girlfriend’s hype pushes their dead-eyed stare directly into the spotlight. Also: a strategy for laundering a boyfriend’s allowance through songwriting credits.

Like a child “making cookies” with mother, it is possible that Nepotism Boyfriend threw in a handful of chocolate chips, so to speak, and, when mother told the family “Joey made these!,” he beamed with genuine pride.

by JZP26 May 17, 2022

my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

Boyfriend

The person who makes you feel happy, loved and cared for. The one boy that never makes you feel like you need more love. Someone who makes you over joyed. Who you can truly be yourself around. This boy makes you feel like you are soaring through the clouds. He keeps your secrets, you can trust him with things you don't tell your friends. On top of all that he has "healing kisses" his kisses make you feel better.

Example 1
Girl 1: is that your boyfriend?
Mary: yea, he is the best. I couldn't imagine life without him!

Example 2
Boy 1: hey Mary, do you want to be my girlfriend?
Mary: No I'm perfectly happy in my relationship I don't need anything more. I love my boyfriend with all my heart.

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022

National boyfriend day

On august 2nd you appreciate ur bf and make him feel special

Girl: hey today’s national boyfriend day lemme suck ur d.ck:)

Guy: Yh baby I feel really appreciated now , thank you :)

by Sym2.0 July 31, 2021

Boyfriend

A friend that's a guy whom other guys do not have sex with.

My boyfriend and I went to the movies.

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 20, 2022