smelly cobra attack

The ultimate reversal move for the fudgy badger where the givers genitals are consumed by the recipiant. ending in a blood orgy

Ah man i got caught giving a fudgy badger to my neighbor and she hit me with the smelly cobra attack. dang! >.<

by wesly May 12, 2006

Green Bean Attack

1. A kickass grindcore/metal band started in 2004, that has hundreds of unreleased songs, but no full length albums yet.

2. An attack of giant green beans on a town/city.

1. "Have you heard Christ Hates Queers on Green Bean Attack's myspace? that song is fucking insane!"

2. "Holy shit there are giant green beans attacking New York!"

by SaladTripp November 10, 2008

Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.

"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"

by Stan Key Bousi May 12, 2020

Dumbo Gas Attack

verb;;;, when holding a persons face to your anus by means of grabbing their ears, then farting on their face

As done by creative man a creative bully in school, dumbo gas attacks suck ass (no pun intended)

by facefart July 26, 2009

Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 7, 2010

Drew autism attack

A combination of strange monkey noises, as well as sickly perverted jokes typically directed towards the male acquaintance. These outbursts last anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 hours before Andrew will return to his human form.

Andrew: "Will I will inhale you."
Anyone else: "You just had a Drew Autism attack"

by MonkeyBallZ__ December 21, 2019

Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something

When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!

by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020