Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot”

When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.

by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

spoon awerness club

A group that you will need to join if you want to brush your teeth still

Man the spoon awerness club is so cool you should join today

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Spooning 2.0

When you stick a spoon up you’re ass or vagina and leave it there for some sort of sexual desire

Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0

by I hate my brain March 24, 2020

Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020