Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.

Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.

by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022

pocket spoon

A pocket spoon is a pocket knife that is so incredibly dull, it's as sharp as a spoon.

Can I borrow your pocket spoon?

by zack1211111 November 3, 2023

Big spoon

An insult, primarily used by Indigenous women. Hiy hiy.

"Err, look at Janice. She's such a big spoon."

by Woodland Woman September 23, 2022

Spoons

Liam Paynes biggest fear

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄

by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022

greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot February 27, 2014

Spooning

When two people are totally undressed/ bare and lay together cuddling one as a bg spoon and the other as the small spoon.

When it’s cold me and Jordan spoon.
They were spooning in bed.

by Mary Adam July 3, 2019