No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

march 29

It is national appreciate your friends that start with the letter S, A and M!

friend 1: "here is a bouquet of flowers since its march 29!"
friend 2: "aw thank you, I love this day!"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

March 24

Ask your best friend brother out

(They have to say yes )

Brenda : hey um do you wanna go out

Angel: um what the heck you my sisters best friend why are you asking me out

Brenda : cause its march 24 day to ask your best friend brother out

Angel: ok then sure

by anonymous January 8, 2022

March 12th

The day the queens/kings were born

Person:“Omg it’s March 12th!”
Person2:”the days queens/kings were born”

by Fybutfm November 7, 2021

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

march 27

day your girlfriend lets you eat her out

boy 1: yo its march 27

boy 2: lemme go get my girl

boy 1: have fun !

by urban dictionary .......... March 26, 2021

March 31

This day is national kiss your crush day! A day where you can kiss your crush! Take this chance to kiss your crush!

Siara: *kisses crush*
Dylan: wtf why’d you do that?
Siara: It’s March 31!
Dylan: oh okay let’s kiss then
*kisses each other*

by urmomoclock56 March 30, 2022