Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
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the most beautiful, funny, kind, hot, sexy, mother loving, woman you’ll ever see in your life.She makes a great girlfriend, your mother will love her and so will you, She will forgive you easily and love you forever.She will remember every date of every special day in you relationship, like 11/march "oh that was our first kiss!", she will remember your birthday too.
She would feel honored to kiss you, and you definitely will miss her when shes not around
She loves old people (not in like a sexual way) every old person is her friend
She will defend you always, even when you did something wrong
She is great in bed
She will say sorry even when she did nothing wrong
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She would feel honored to kiss you, and you definitely will miss her when shes not around
She loves old people (not in like a sexual way) every old person is her friend
She will defend you always, even when you did something wrong
She is great in bed
She will say sorry even when she did nothing wrong
Keily is the best
"i love my Keily"
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