by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.
by Fuck you jose December 7, 2019

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

The prettiest, most handsome boy ever. He’s very smart and creative and the funniest person ever. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him, he’s pure perfection <3
by jellystarz May 19, 2024

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

A Semi-straight guy who’s Mexican and thinks brown rice is better than white. He’s also poor and can only afford fake AirPods, with a fake Apple Watch.
by Idkwhattoputasnamesoyeahlol November 6, 2019
