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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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tom jones

a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.

summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
Tom Jones novel is full of erotic encounters.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
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Long bob jones

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.
by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
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<Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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zara jones

lolz is an theater kid and has a massive crush on movie kids and loves grapes
by sussyamogusboy June 29, 2022
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