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Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.
Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*
by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011
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holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.
Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains
by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021
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holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017
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COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.
by K_IRL October 16, 2020
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holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016
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The Holy Grail of requests

Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.

Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.
Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!

Woah it's the holy grail of requests.
by SBD Dauntless May 21, 2017
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Holy shit big

Refers to any object (real or otherwise) that is in fact so big, it is not simply "very big", "huge", or "gargantuan", but incomprehensibly big.
"You should have seen the size of the rats at the airport in Mumbai"
"Were they big?"
"No, they were holy shit big rats, bro"
by jonohere January 3, 2020
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