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horny hello hug

1) The hug recieved when greeting someone who plans to sleep with you later that night.

2) Given as a warning that you will screw them at some point in the near future.
1) "When I met the guy that I was set up with, and he gave me the horny hello hug, I got excited. He was so CUTE!

2) I didn't know how to get the point across to her other than to give her a horny hello hug.
by bipolaroid21998 January 14, 2013
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northern irish hug

Northern Irish hug " he's a cunt, I'm going to give am a boot to the teeth"
by Nornireland December 29, 2016
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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national hug a girl day

ay!! go hug that girl it’s national hug a girl day!!
by bigthiccy69 April 18, 2019
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Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome

Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome (LMHS) is a very rare condition that a child endures when not receiving enough hugs from their mother, or a very meager, to no amount of affection. It is very uncommon to hear of LMHS, but it exists in families in which the mother is very mean and does not like to hug her children.
Man, my mom never stops giving me hugs! Its embarassing!!

Hey dude at least she cares about you!
I got this Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome cause my mom hates me =(
by sad child October 19, 2008
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face-hug from a clam

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."
by Logan E. September 8, 2006
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Can't hug every cat.

An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."
Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.
by PazzDawg July 30, 2011
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