Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

Honking the one eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026

Dress the Goose

To thoroughly satisfy someone in bed.

Tiffany, you would be in a better mood if you’d find someone to dress the goose.

I think she’d be in a better mood if someone dressed her goose.

Dress the Goose by Nimkin March 6, 2026

Mean game of cat and goose 

The definition derived from the age old tribe or the roseheath mans. When one mans says to another mans that he isn’t not trying to not woo his other mans woman.

Mans tryina play a mean game of cat and goose.

Mean game of cat and goose by Cat and goose mans August 20, 2018

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

Two Figs Short of a Goose by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island 

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Old goosebump arm 

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

Old goosebump arm by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021