German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.
I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle
by Bigshmoneydawg July 5, 2021
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German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
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German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
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German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east
Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018
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German Fulcrum

Originating from Christian night clubs in Berlin, the German Fulcrum is an intimate act where two Christians (afraid to break premarital sex laws) get on either side of a mattress and bounce up and down.
"Hans and Frances did the German Fulcrum last night."
by WD Wilfred May 8, 2024
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