Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.
by Felix n Chewy August 17, 2009
Get the Sparkle Fagmug. A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. They can often be mistaken for a married couple... because simply spending that much time together they gain a friendship which is very close to a married relationship. Because like a married relationship they love eachother, while they can't stand eachother, and there is no sex.
Hag: "OMG! You are such a mean bitch! You have no feelings!"
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
by Dani Girl Fag Hag January 10, 2006
Get the fag hagmug. n: A ginger/ginger kid. A person with red hair and freckles. Has no soul and comes in the variety of homosex.
by AnonoCat March 7, 2011
Get the ginger fagmug. A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.
by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009
Get the Fag Hagmug. A guy who pretends to be gay but is really just trying to sleep with all the women that become his friend after they think he's gay.
Dude 1: That gay dude just grabbed that girl's tit and she didn't get mad!
Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.
Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
Dude 2: It's cuz he's gay.
Dude 4: No, he's a vag fag. They all think he's gay but check that boner he's rockin when he's surrounded by chicks.
by $ED$ April 30, 2011
Get the vag fagmug. Amongst other things, a derogatory term for a homosexual (US), a cigarette (UK), a snivelling junior pressed into the service of a senior in a boys’ public school (UK).
Cockney Joe in NY:
“Cor blimey, I’m gasping for a fag.”
“Couldn’t spare us a fag, could you guv?”
“Know where I can get some fags round here, mate?”
Yank in Soho (London): “Fag!”
Companion of Yank’s victim: “Give him the cigarette, fluffykins, and maybe he'll go away.”
In the public school setting:
“Where’s Smithers?”
"Licking the floor of my study.”
“How dare you steal my fag, Hobson? It’s pistols at dawn for this!”
“I’m not afraid, I’ve seen you trying to play cricket.”
“Cor blimey, I’m gasping for a fag.”
“Couldn’t spare us a fag, could you guv?”
“Know where I can get some fags round here, mate?”
Yank in Soho (London): “Fag!”
Companion of Yank’s victim: “Give him the cigarette, fluffykins, and maybe he'll go away.”
In the public school setting:
“Where’s Smithers?”
"Licking the floor of my study.”
“How dare you steal my fag, Hobson? It’s pistols at dawn for this!”
“I’m not afraid, I’ve seen you trying to play cricket.”
by Wolfie Mozart September 23, 2012
Get the fagmug. (n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006
Get the fag hagmug.