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Colorado Nose Crap

When the female defecates in your nose and proceeds to make you sneeze using her gucci hairs causing you to sneeze poop in her vagina
My girl gave me a really good Colorado Nose Crap last night!
by Penis Demon Bob January 18, 2026
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crap on a cupcake

Often used to express upsetness. similar to "oh shoot" or "crap"
Emberly is often credited for this phrase, with peak usage in the big '26.
"Crap on a cupcake. I got a 50 on my homework."
by John's big balls January 22, 2026
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