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Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea
I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.
by MDS March 24, 2019
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Coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019
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blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.
I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
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coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."
by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021
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Coffee and Nudes

Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦

Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
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Hot coffee stick

When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
by Terror 007 June 18, 2023
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