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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun
Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2016
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Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
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Bastard rovers

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022
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