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Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.
"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"
by Stan Key Bousi May 12, 2020
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Single attack fucker

Someone who when playing any type of fighting based game, despite a plethora of distinct, cool and most importantly, varying attacks at there behest, choose to fight using only the one (often boring and unimpressive) attack. Victory is often unattainable when versing a single attack fucker as they proceed to force you into a corner and perform the same pussy faggot ass attack over and over and over and over, resulting in undescribable frustration and or murderous tendencies.
Whether it be rushing in dragonball Z or the dastardly low kick in street fighter, single attack fuckers are nearly impossible to defeat with one the exception being interfering with there cognitive/hand eye coordination processing centres, aka reaching over and hitting there controller
Male: (thinking to himself) im so good at soul caliber 2, i know, ill ask my little sister to play me so i can smash her ass and feel better about myself.
HEY SIS! COME PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR BROTHER!

Sister: okee dokee, how do i play?

Male: uh i forgot, just figure it out

sister: (happily humming away) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

In game announcer: PERFECT K.O!

Sister: hey i won, YAY! im so hap......

Male: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SINGLE ATTACK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urbdicsh May 26, 2011
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smelly cobra attack

The ultimate reversal move for the fudgy badger where the givers genitals are consumed by the recipiant. ending in a blood orgy
Ah man i got caught giving a fudgy badger to my neighbor and she hit me with the smelly cobra attack. dang! >.<
by wesly May 12, 2006
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Green Bean Attack

1. A kickass grindcore/metal band started in 2004, that has hundreds of unreleased songs, but no full length albums yet.

2. An attack of giant green beans on a town/city.
1. "Have you heard Christ Hates Queers on Green Bean Attack's myspace? that song is fucking insane!"

2. "Holy shit there are giant green beans attacking New York!"
by SaladTripp November 10, 2008
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Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 7, 2010
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Dumbo Gas Attack

verb;;;, when holding a persons face to your anus by means of grabbing their ears, then farting on their face
As done by creative man a creative bully in school, dumbo gas attacks suck ass (no pun intended)
by facefart July 26, 2009
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Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something
When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!
by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020
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