When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
by Leo23560 March 29, 2022
When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
When you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by:
•playing you
•ignoring you
It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
•playing you
•ignoring you
It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
by Fingerleaf February 03, 2016
Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
by Kay97 December 01, 2016
Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021
Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.
I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.
by surfdog April 27, 2016
I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.
or
My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
or
My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
by MTJMZ August 07, 2009