watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

by jun nakane July 9, 2007

go eat shit fuckers

The entire contents of a very important piece of literature entitled "The Fisher Price Document".

There are many uses of the phrase go eat shit fuckers .

1 : Go eat, Shit fuckers!
2 : Go, Eat Shit, Fuckers...
3 : Go, Eat Shitfuckers!
There are many more.

by iamtheonewhoateshitfuckers August 20, 2011

OH SHIT ITS THE BOSS!

WHEN THE BOSS COMES BY AND FINDS ME LOOKING uP HIS LECTURE ON URBAN DICTIONARY..

"OH SHIT ITS THE BOSs!"

by dick! December 13, 2004

Don't shit in my toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.

Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."

by Thouston299 October 14, 2011

Shit just got Intense

When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.

After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

know shit from shinola

For many, especially in the Southern US, it means the person referenced is an ignoramus . That is, if the person had their shoes shined. they could easily be fooled by the shine man who could just as well put shit on their shoes as shoe polish

you know shit from shinola you stupid person.

by <br ea sports June 6, 2020

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010