Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

mudhole unicorn

Country girl that loves riding and playing in mud but is a one of a kind,can't be found,rare.

That girl is the one shes country and rare, no dude that girl is a mudhole unicorn.

by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022

unicorn

pretty horse with demon horn on its forhead

the pet unicorn you brought home just barfed rainbows on my homework

by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022

Unicorn

A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time

He seems perfect he must be a unicorn

by Almighty one May 16, 2022

Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back

You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!

by sex vocab May 21, 2022

unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow

Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.

by auraquarius May 27, 2022