Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 23, 2018

Gyp Too Hard

When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.

she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really

by malakaloo January 09, 2024

hawk too

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."

That's why i cage my "hawk too."

by Sloma Jack Clucks December 06, 2024

Too p

“Too p” is another way to say you're real.

yo me and jay are Too p for y'all 💯

by livyy2real January 07, 2024

too fed

Caught up

bro that’s too fed

by monkeyseemonkeysdooo October 24, 2020

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 May 28, 2018

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Aww man heard about Davey " "yeah i heard he was too long in the shower after that party "

by Boredom888 May 28, 2018