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My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
mugGet the My First Postmug.

first-cousin

Cousin or 1C:
1- Parent's full sibling's child.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents (maternal or paternal) in common.
My first-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
mugGet the first-cousinmug.

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way
Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*
by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022
mugGet the Lord Rat The Firstmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the Carry Underground Narcotics Together 《¤》: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

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