When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?
by Brad Samples August 10, 2006
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gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
by jamfsob August 06, 2003
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to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner
when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.
by bob magrann June 05, 2007
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your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,
your flag is my toilet paper
by I hate you all June 29, 2004
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The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
I was so grateful that the host made a courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) in the bathroom!
by chuckrocks October 05, 2009
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See you in the funny papers

An expression used to refer to a light (not a serious /deep)conversation a person had enjoyed with another person, as if to say" I quite enjoyed our conversation, its Great to steer away from deep serious talks so.....see you next time and we'll get another light conversation like the one we had "
Hey Mark, I'm sorry I'll have to go cause My lunch break is almost over...see you in the funny papers
by Prometheus of oran November 24, 2021
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