Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

slide away

Miley's song title :3

Won't you slide away?

by Okaiyo (Muck (blogger) 's bf) June 17, 2021

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide

Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide

by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025

sliding

When something makes you so horny that you're so wet that you slide off your seat or whatever surface you are sitting on. Similar to a snail trail but more like a waterfall of cum gushing out of your cooch.

"Jake Sully is so fucking hot. Thinking about his big blue cock makes me slide off the couch."

"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."

by rachelsennotstits November 4, 2023

Lick slide

Space between pussy and ass

I was eating my wife's pussy and when I got to her lick slide I slid down and ate her ass

by Tvcking13 November 12, 2019

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019