Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

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Slide On a Late Night

To come over someone’s house late at night for sex

Hey can I come slide on a late night?

by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022

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Kside Slide

Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).

This is a KSide Slide

"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."

by Maximillion88 January 5, 2011

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