Sea monster

Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,

“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?

by TheRealPokerPig August 04, 2020

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

there once was a ship that was put to sea

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds

there once was a ship that was put to sea

by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 18, 2024

SEA RAIN

Sea rain is when the sea gets evaporated and then rains back down from a cloud. Thus, sea rain

The sea rain fell on Aiden's head as he fell into a hole.

by SEA RAIN March 06, 2019

Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!

Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.

by ADDDvice July 10, 2010

smoking the sea

When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.

ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea

by cinnamon bitch November 21, 2021