When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?
by Brad Samples August 10, 2006
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gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
by jamfsob August 06, 2003
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to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner
when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.
by bob magrann June 05, 2007
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your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,
your flag is my toilet paper
by I hate you all June 29, 2004
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The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
I was so grateful that the host made a courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) in the bathroom!
by chuckrocks October 05, 2009
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Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 16, 2010
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