When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
by Brad Samples August 10, 2006
a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
by jamfsob August 06, 2003
by bob magrann June 05, 2007
your flag is my toilet paper
by I hate you all June 29, 2004
The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
by chuckrocks October 05, 2009
by Fortnite1500 November 12, 2021
The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 16, 2010