August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August 4

The day you ask out your favorite person.

Wanna go out?
I was waiting for you to ask I know it’s august 4!

by Fruitybae July 31, 2021

August 27

August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day

Hey did you hear August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day?

by kesobaddie August 17, 2022

August 20th

August 20th is worldwide let-a-nigga hit day! Today any female should let whatever guy who wants hit! And if they cant hit, then at a bare minimum, send a boy some booty pics!!

"Aye bro I cant ever get any bitches" "It's cool bro, it's August 20th! National let-a-nigga hit day!"

by bigbootyhoelover August 20, 2022

August 2nd

Post someone who you think is fine

August 2nd post who you think is fine or cute

by Lukewarts373 August 1, 2023

August 12th 2003

Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: bro how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 3, 2021