When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
by Brad Samples August 10, 2006
Get the Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?mug. a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
by jamfsob August 6, 2003
Get the gaffa tape and paper bag jobmug. by bob magrann June 26, 2007
Get the talk like a man with a paper assholemug. your flag is my toilet paper
by I hate you all June 29, 2004
Get the your flag is my toilet papermug. The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
by chuckrocks October 5, 2009
Get the courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept)mug. by Fortnite1500 November 12, 2021
Get the Fold you like a piece of papermug. The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
Get the Morse code toilet papermug.