Spatula Titties

Breasts that got into a fight with a spatulaand lost.

Your breasts resemble a spatula, therefore they look like Spatula Titties.

by ALG96 November 7, 2012

dishwasher titty

the type of boob that is saggy as hell

talias nipple dishwasher titty

by serkgk May 16, 2018

Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.

Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !

by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

wacky titties

Titties that are wack. Irrelevant to the culture and a disgrace to perky titties everywhere.

Thats fat hoe has wacky titties

by The tittie Persuader October 21, 2019

middle titties

Titties that are farther down than normal. Mostly big'ns that have creeped down over time but not always. There are little middle titties that just grew where they are.

Linda has middle titties, but they're still nice.

by Calloushand April 17, 2016

foss titty

This is what locals of the legendary Bay area town of Foster City call their city.

Let's all grab our windsurfs and cruise down the lake down "Foss Titty"!!!

by Rosten Boles June 19, 2018

Titty Nutt

The substance that comes out of the womans' nipple often wrongly referred to as "milk".

Mummy? can you shoot some titty nutt into my mouth please?

Daddy? can I have a glass of your titty nutt please?

Granny? can I attempt to suck some titty nutt please?

by Albozombie June 11, 2018