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little hoe

When someone is a jerk but they aren't a total bitch.
by Dictionary Maker August 10, 2016
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hoe bath

a type of bath giving immediately after sex or just a quick bath when your just washing the important parts face, underarm, and genital areas.
Girl, I know you go have a hoe bath before you leave?

Let me take a hoe bath right quick.
by bootyjaz December 1, 2010
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hoes jockin

"I ain't gon' lie man my shit tight / Hoes jockin' got 'em stoppin' like a red light." -Young Jeezy
by Diezelicious November 29, 2013
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hoe culture

A mentality based on a lack of accountability for whore(hoeish) acts, statements, and presentation. Its displayed everywhere now all over America in every Race of women! A common place to view it is social media! Its highlighted by direct and covert use of sexual innuendo to gain leverage for "Free Fun Time". Women who qualify to be categorized in "Hoe Culture" are users & schemers who feel its a privilege for the man to be played.
Women who tweerk for likes suffer from a "hoe culture" mind
by Mars Depot October 21, 2015
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art hoe

First coined by tumblr user sensitiveblackperson, art hoe is a term specifically for POC or allies who are interested in any kind of art. The term has catalyzed a subculture of white girlsand boys interested in kånken backpacks, art socks, and journaling.
Look at all the art hoes at the MOMA right now!
by forgetmenot September 8, 2015
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Hoe Points

The hoe point system is a way of calculating how much of a "hoe" a person is based on the number of people they have hooked up with. You can earn anywhere between 1 and 5 hoe points with any person based on what exactly you have done with them.

1 points is earned if you have kissed a person on the lips or made out with them.
2 points are earned for caressing the person genitals with your hands (or feet, if you do not have hands).
3 points are earned for oral sex.
4 points are earned for sexual intercourse.
5 points are earned for anal sex. (unless it's between two males. Then it's just 4 points because that's the only way it can happen.)

The amount of points you receive for each person is the highest point amount that you and them have partaken in. For example, If sally and I made out, and then she gave me a blow job afterward in the parking lot of Walmart, I would only have 3 points because they do not add up, even if I had returned the favor, It would still just be 3 points. Also, had we met up again the next weekend and hooked up again, no more points would be added because hoe points are specific to each person, not to each time you hook up.

The best way to keep track of your hoe points is to list every person you have hooked up with in your lifetime in chronological order and to what extent and then total up the points.
Let's say I hooked up with all these people:

Ashley (made out on multiple occasions): 1pt
Katie (made out once): 1pt
Erin (ohhh you touch my tralala): 2pts
Sarah (You took my virginity and then cheated on me. You slut): 4pts
Stephanie (drunken hookups count too): 1pt

By adding up these points, I would have a total of 9 hoe points.
by Sneaky Pirate July 5, 2010
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Trill Hoe

A real crunk bish. Down fo' whateva. Luvs to hav a fun time. True friend, ride or die chick.

Will ride fo ha girls no matta what Got attitude, don't wanna make ha mad. Don't waste no time runnin ha mouth. alwayz ready. but can be classy

Usually a dime piece, sexy, all da niggaz want it. Evrry body wanna be ha friend. Dont like too many females Cute smile, don't fuck around wit broke niggas. she got ha own Independent. but always got a nigga on the side.
by flavaflavv June 5, 2011
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