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kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.
The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.
by poomoj January 20, 2013
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Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.
Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
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Jeffrey Slide

When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.
Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."

Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
by Jayslide June 5, 2020
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Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.
Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam
by myhk April 27, 2019
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purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald
hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.
by keithsimonson June 2, 2011
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North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.
Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!
by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020
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To Slide

To slide also used in the form (slide) is mostly used for sliding on a hill or somthing.
But it can also be used as slidie in.
Person1 : dude i really like to slide.
Person2 : to slide in what?
person1 : TO SLIDE IN YO MOM!!!
by anonymous December 6, 2021
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