Poonis

Poonis is a penis that instead of pissing urine, it's pisses shit. But the shit would come out like a little strand like play dough.

Nana: wtf is poonis
Toko: it's like a penis but it pisses shit like play dough
Nana: *unalives*

by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022

Poonis

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis. In other words, a butt.

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis

by JegErGlad April 25, 2022

Poonis

The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body

This is the dogs penis and this is his poonis.

by Poonisinator February 13, 2023

POONIS

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025