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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
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I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
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sienna keys

The most prettiest girl you have ever seen, with her big brown eyes and infectious freckles, her laugh is so beautiful that you smile when you hear it. she’s Pookie and is shy when you meet her but is crazy and kinda annoying when you get to know her
Person 1: damn who is that beautiful goddess

Me: that’s just sienna keys
Person 1: id hit
by LOVEYOU10000 December 29, 2023
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Key

When a person makes a blunder/mistake. Originates from the actions of a certain lovable bear like maid vtuber.
Oopsies, I did a key.
by NaotoSimpTheThird March 14, 2022
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Dice key

A different way of saying daisuki

Daisuki means I like you in Japanese
Sabun: Hey I dice key that guys *says for the 23rd time*
by Kylie I love you September 28, 2021
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Chan Siu Kei

178cm 17 years old no dick
Chan Siu Kei is a DICKHEAD.
by Beorge. November 22, 2021
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