coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

Glazed jew

Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely

James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed

by harborridge troll June 27, 2016

Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

nuke the jews

Nuke the jews

Imma nuke the Jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews

"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

snapper jew

A term used between male friends to insult one another.

Brett you're such a fuckin snapper jew!

by pirateskull April 21, 2010

felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015