Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story
by Friendlyneighborhoodwhitegu May 27, 2019
Get the Jessemug. The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever
by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020
Get the Jessemug. 
A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Jesse is one of the most funniest (but not quite the most good looking) guy you’ll ever meet. His charm will make you feel somewhat attracted to him, though he can be a dick at times. He’s not very emotionally available so it’s hard for him to say his feelings towards things. He’s overall a very chill, and special guy.
Person: hey did you see Jesse today?
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
by A random girl who’s obsessed March 3, 2022
Get the Jessemug. a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
Get the Jess shavemug. A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018
Get the Jess Garlandmug.