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Bergen County

More like bitch-ass county. Everyone there, especially the ones living north of Cliffside Park and Fairview, are a collective hive mind of classist, prejudiced losers who are too afraid of living life, and forming connections with people who are actually cool. Everyone there’s a bunch of bitches. Men and women. Upper Bergen county got high school kids tagging swastikas in school bathrooms. Every single white woman in Bergen county won’t tell you why they won’t date you, they just wanna see you act up just to come up with a reason why because they love judging someone by their appearance. The ethnic people in Bergen county only wanna date white people. I got rejected by a Latina for because I’m not a white guy that looks like Ryan gosling. Bergen county citizens will try their best to get a rise out of you just to come up with a reason why they won’t associate with you. If you want to be part of a great community where people care about you, go to Hudson county or New York City.
Bergen County?! More like BITCH-ASS COUNTY
by Bolts the Snowman February 10, 2024
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Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
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Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.
Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.
by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009
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Dutchess County Sunshine

When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.
Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!
by amaurot January 10, 2023
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County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.
1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.
by chupon April 19, 2013
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A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.
"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"
by dirtydavis November 8, 2021
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