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Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
mugGet the Chump changemug.

Chang

To take a hit off a bong.
Friend: Yo, you wanna go rip a chang??
Other Friend: Hell yeah! All I do is rip changs!!
by Tattertwats August 8, 2020
mugGet the Changmug.

Change

There are 2 kinds of people, the ones that demand change the way they want it when they want it, and the ones that think most changes are not natural, and that the people trying to make them don't really have everyone's best interest in mind, that they really have their own (financial) interest in mind.
Things are going to keep going without change as much as they would with change. If things aren't good enough for you the way they are, without having to change, why are you here? They're still not going to be good enough if they change a thousand times more.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
mugGet the Changemug.

German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
mugGet the German Oil Changemug.

Changed

another sick changed game, society is truly becoming more sinful.
by Hpro9 December 6, 2021
mugGet the Changedmug.

gan chang

References Adam Levine giving another man androgynous fellatio while maintaining an acne free face
Mick Jagger infamously caught gan changing David Bowie which is why, to this day, people say the best thing that ever came in or out of his mouth was some Bowester.
by simonoslaughter April 5, 2017
mugGet the gan changmug.

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