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Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt
Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.
by Nodose November 5, 2023
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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Country Gravy Boat

Synonym/Noun, wordplay.

A tasteful and more respectful way to refer to any promiscuous individual who enjoys consuming, and/or being covered, or filled, with male ejaculate.

Especially one, whom, an individual would be pleased to be monogamous with.
"that's not just any old back ally cum dumpster, that's a country gravy boat you can bring home to mom."
by Triton_Philosophy June 16, 2025
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national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does
Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain
by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023
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Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023
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country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car
by Country Cooter May 15, 2018
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