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Rough country

Grown men similar to hillbillies, unlike hillbillies they wash their ass and wear shoes! Can often be spotted by their new shiny trucks. Think if a rough neck a redneck and a hillbilly had a baby and that baby would grow to be rough county! Absolutely can consume enough alcohol to keep a moonshiner dry!
They are more on the rough country side so we should have fun!
by Dixie norm October 24, 2025
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Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.
Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!
by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025
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The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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