bottle bowling

to have a school run event ruined by a few faggots that decide to get totally wasted by bringing alcohol in water bottles.

those girls were carried out of the bathroom after bottle bowling, then the little idiots thought giving them a cheeseburger would solve all.

by iliketrainspurple May 14, 2012

Sushi Bowling

A form of classic 10-pin bowling with an alternate scoring system, whereupon the traditional score is divided by the bowler's height to determine the Sushi Bowling score.

I would have won at regular bowling, but since we were Sushi Bowling, and I'm 10" taller than my opponent, I lost.

by kynamite May 26, 2012

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

Rugger Bowling

throwing a drunk, naked rugby player down a table into a stack of cups.

if you don’t think that I’m adding “rugger bowling” to my to-do list, then you don’t know me very well. Thanks, Mark Cuban.

by clahney August 27, 2013

cock bowling

The act of an orgy in which you have one plus sized lady who sits on consecutive penises. A strike is if everybody gets gonorrhea

"Hey Susan, I heard you went cock bowling last week!"
"I totes did Margie, and I bowled a strike!!!"

by Dr. TwoTrees May 3, 2014

student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

Molly balling

The act of bringing ones knees closer to your chest by Sitting curled up like a ball while Rolling fucking balls on MDMA.

That guy over there must be rolling because he looks so happy now that he discovered Molly Balling.

by tylerluvsraves September 14, 2016