A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015
Get the Ashley's Roast Beefmug. We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 1, 2020
Get the Mary Kate and Ashleysmug. Ashley is one of the cutest, weirdest, and funniest person I’ve ever met. She had the ability to turn every single conversation into dirty talk. She had underdeveloped skills of typing in Chinese even though her rizz is next level, especially in Chinese. She talks unhinged and resists going to bed at 3 am even though her brain is fried. Her desire towards stitch is to the point where she wants to cosplay stitch and run around the house scaring everyone. She’s one of the people I’ve known the longest, who I still talk to; though she got grounded for months because her mom actually cares about her unlike mine. Also she easily gets rizzed because she wants it soooo bad. She wants to bend me over and spank me but I’m pulling the uno reverse tactic. She’s going to love it. She’s probably the most caring person that’ll ever live, when I’m mad at myself, she reminds me how wonderful a person I am, even though she’ll only get more rizz from me in return. She is truly a lovable person, and I am grateful to have such a wonderful friend who actually cares about me.
by theawesomenessperson May 11, 2025
Get the Ashleymug. She will always seem to be a blue eyed blonde girl. She is a very mean girl. She never respects rules, and will always talk behind your back even if it’s something personal. In her life there is nothing but disrespect. She is never friends with people her age and will always uses clothes from the hamper.
by Loage June 25, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. by Geniusaccomplisher August 30, 2023
Get the Ashley strakermug. A descriptive word for a complete shithead of an individual widely known for telling people to kill themselves for haha reacting to a post on social media.
by Fishdontswim June 8, 2022
Get the Ashley Finkmug. Ashley is one of the funniest people you can meet. She always says the right things at the right time and makes it hilarious. She is really beautiful but she’s too humble to admit it. She is the best type of girlfriend you can have. Don’t lose her. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life
by Will.exehasstoppedworking.com November 11, 2019
Get the Ashleymug.